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Antiseptic Air Freshner
£5.99
Antiseptic Scented Air Freshener
Smells like childhood scrapes, overzealous school nurses, and the sting of regret. This clinical classic brings the sharp, medicinal aroma of antiseptic straight to your dashboard – perfect for clean freaks, pranksters, or anyone who secretly enjoys the smell of “you’re gonna feel a little pinch.” Warning: may cause flashbacks to grazed knees, awkward plasters, and the phrase “this might sting a bit.” Not recommended as a substitute for actual first aid.