Body Odour Scented Air Freshener
Raw. Rancid. Regret. This nose-wrinkling nightmare delivers the unmistakable funk of someone who’s been skipping showers and embracing the natural life a little too hard. Smells like gym class trauma, festival tents, and that one bloke on public transport who definitely knows better. Perfect for pranks, petty revenge, or testing the strength of friendships. Warning: may cause rapid exits, personal space invasions, and long, silent car rides. Apply nowhere near polite company.