Disinfectant Air Freshener

Disinfectant Scented Air Freshener
Smells like spotless surfaces, sterile vibes, and the overpowering confidence of someone who just mopped everything. This sharp, zesty scent brings the unmistakable aroma of hospital corridors, freshly cleaned loos, and that one nan who loved a bit of bleach. Perfect for neat freaks, germaphobes, or anyone who wants their car to smell like a cleaning commercial. Warning: may cause sudden urges to sanitise, overuse of rubber gloves, and passive-aggressive cleaning sprees.